Joel Barish Quotes

I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy!

Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off!

I think your name is magical.

It's goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February, brilliant, Joel.

My God, there's people coming out of your butt.

He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.

This is working like gangbusters.

Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.

If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.

By morning, you'll be gone.

Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.