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Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber  image

Directed by: Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly
Written by: Peter Farrelly, Bennett Yellin
Starring: Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly
Released on: December 16, 1994
Taglines: What the one doesn't have, the other is missing.

Dumb and Dumber Quotes

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! image

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later. image

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later.

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? image

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles. image

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles.

Harry, your hands are freezing! image

Harry, your hands are freezing!

 Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har? image

Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?

 I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings... image

I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings...

According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches. image

According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches.

You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! image

You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. image

She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

 What are you, a camel? image

What are you, a camel?

Flush, you bastard. image

Flush, you bastard.

 OK, gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys. image

OK, gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.

Who's got the foot long? image

Who's got the foot long?

Who are these sick people? image

Who are these sick people?

Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas? image

Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?

Shut up! Now we don't even know who the hell they are! You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule. image

Shut up! Now we don't even know who the hell they are! You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.

Lloyd Christmas : That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Bus Stop Beauty : Austria.
Lloyd Christmas : Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Bus Stop Beauty : Let's not.

Husband? Wait a minute. What was all that "one in a million" talk?

Airport Clerk : Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd Christmas : It's OK, I'm a limo driver!

If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."

Harry, you're alive. And a horrible shot!

Boy, this party really died.

Suck me sideways.

We don't usually pick up hitchhikers. But I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up, partner!

Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.

We have plenty of towels - thanks!

How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.

Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right... Well, see you later!

Some people just aren't cut out for life on the road.

You know, on second thought, you might just want to run a comb through 'em.

Joe Mentalino : Briefcase ain't here, they must've taken it with them.
J.P. Shay : Well, he's gotta come home sometime.
Joe Mentalino : Maybe we should trash the place, send them a little message.
J.P. Shay : I don't think he's gonna get that message Joe, I mean, the guy's got worms in his living room.

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