Dumb and Dumber quotes

Joe Mentalino : Briefcase ain't here, they must've taken it with them.
J.P. Shay : Well, he's gotta come home sometime.
Joe Mentalino : Maybe we should trash the place, send them a little message.
J.P. Shay : I don't think he's gonna get that message Joe, I mean, the guy's got worms in his living room.

J.P. Shay

If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

Lloyd

What are you, a camel?

Harry