Dumb and Dumber quotes

Lloyd Christmas : That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Bus Stop Beauty : Austria.
Lloyd Christmas : Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Bus Stop Beauty : Let's not.

Lloyd

She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Harry

Who's got the foot long?

Harry