Shut up! Now we don't even know who the hell they are! You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.
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Husband? Wait a minute. What was all that "one in a million" talk?
How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.
Joe Mentalino : Briefcase ain't here, they must've taken it with them.J.P. Shay : Well, he's gotta come home sometime.Joe Mentalino : Maybe we should trash the place, send them a little message.J.P. Shay : I don't think he's gonna get that message Joe, I mean, the guy's got worms in his living room.