Dumb and Dumber quotes

Shut up! Now we don't even know who the hell they are! You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.

Joe Mentalino

You know, on second thought, you might just want to run a comb through 'em.

Harry

She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Harry