More Dumb and Dumber quotes

You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Harry

We don't usually pick up hitchhikers. But I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up, partner!

Lloyd

Husband? Wait a minute. What was all that "one in a million" talk?

Lloyd