Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?
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Joe Mentalino : Briefcase ain't here, they must've taken it with them.J.P. Shay : Well, he's gotta come home sometime.Joe Mentalino : Maybe we should trash the place, send them a little message.J.P. Shay : I don't think he's gonna get that message Joe, I mean, the guy's got worms in his living room.
What are you, a camel?
Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.