Dumb and Dumber quotes

Joe Mentalino : Briefcase ain't here, they must've taken it with them.
J.P. Shay : Well, he's gotta come home sometime.
Joe Mentalino : Maybe we should trash the place, send them a little message.
J.P. Shay : I don't think he's gonna get that message Joe, I mean, the guy's got worms in his living room.

J.P. Shay

Harry, your hands are freezing!

Lloyd

Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?

Joe Mentalino