Dumb and Dumber quotes

Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.

Lloyd

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Lloyd

Joe Mentalino : Briefcase ain't here, they must've taken it with them.
J.P. Shay : Well, he's gotta come home sometime.
Joe Mentalino : Maybe we should trash the place, send them a little message.
J.P. Shay : I don't think he's gonna get that message Joe, I mean, the guy's got worms in his living room.

J.P. Shay