Hot Shots! Quotes

Topper Harley : Can you save him?
Doctor : Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor.

You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?

Kent, your nostrils are flaring...

Uh we're landing, do you wanna get out of the way?

Hey everybody. Drinks are on me.

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

Kowalski : You're quite a guy!
Topper Harley : So are you!

I was really impressed with the way you handled that stallion. You know, when I saw you dig your heels into his sides, tighten up the reigns and break his spirit, I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life.