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Rain Man

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Directed by: Barry Levinson
Written by: Barry Morrow , Ronald Bass
Starring: Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise, Valeria Golino
Released on: December 16, 1988
Taglines: A journey through understanding and fellowship.

Rain Man Quotes

I'm an excellent driver. image

I'm an excellent driver.

 Uh oh. Underwear on the highway. Uh oh. image

Uh oh. Underwear on the highway. Uh oh.

C-H-A-R-L-I-E, my main man. image

C-H-A-R-L-I-E, my main man.

Uh oh! Uh oh, V-E-R-N! V-E-R-N! Homes! What's happenin' homes! image

Uh oh! Uh oh, V-E-R-N! V-E-R-N! Homes! What's happenin' homes!

Definitely not. image

Definitely not.

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes. image

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.

I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks. image

I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.

I'm gonna go take a celebration piss. image

I'm gonna go take a celebration piss.

It's okay, Ray. It's over. No more questions. You don't have to answer anymore questions. image

It's okay, Ray. It's over. No more questions. You don't have to answer anymore questions.

Ray, it would be nice if you didn't carry that television everywhere we go. image

Ray, it would be nice if you didn't carry that television everywhere we go.

 That's why they sent you away. Because you hurt me. image

That's why they sent you away. Because you hurt me.

Susanna : How was that?
Raymond : Wet. image

Susanna : How was that?
Raymond : Wet.

Raymond : Definitely not. image

Raymond : Definitely not.

Doctor : Ray, do you want to stay and live with Charlie?
Raymond : Yeah.
Doctor : Or do you want to go back to Walbrook?
Raymond : Yeah.
Doctor : Which is it? Go back to Walbrook or stay with Charlie Babbitt?
Raymond : Go back to Walbrook, stay with Charlie Babbitt.

Doctor : Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.
Doctor : Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.

Have you taken any prescription medication?

We have to go to K-Mart.

I just realized I'm not pissed off anymore. My father cut me out of his will. You probably knew he tried to contact me over the years. I never called him back. I was a prick. If he was my son and didn't return my calls, I'd have written him out. But it's not about the money anymore. You know, I just don't understand. Why didn't he tell me I had a brother? Why didn't anyone ever tell me that I had a brother? Because it'd have been nice to know him for more than just the past six days.

I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen.

This is a good one. We don't go out when it rains, this is a real good one. I hope you appreciate this because my business is going down the fucking toilet. I should be in L.A., instead I'm in the Honeymoon Haven motel in Bumblefuck, Missouri because you won't go out when it rains. Mystifying. Fucking mystifying.

Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who *is* on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.

$200 is about to go to the shit house and Lenny doesn't wanna answer the phone!

Ray, we're at an airport. People fly out of airports. What'd you think we're doing here this whole time?

Ray, did you fucking hear what I said? SHUT UP!

You tire me, Ray.

Susanna : But we an watch TV here, we're allowed.
Raymond : Wheel Of Fortune. Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune.

Raymond : We have pepperoni pizza for dinner Monday nights.
Susanna : Pizza? You get pizza in an institution?
Raymond : Monday night is Italian night.

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