Rain Man quotes

Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who *is* on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.

Charlie Babbitt

Susanna : But we an watch TV here, we're allowed.
Raymond : Wheel Of Fortune. Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune.

Susanna, Raymond Babbitt

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.

Charlie Babbitt