Deadpool 2 Quotes
Best Deadpool 2 Movie Quotes
The R-rated superhero is back again. The second edition of Deadpool movie series puts Deadpool against his latest foe Cable. However Deadpool alone is not enough this time so he creates a team and fights against cable.
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Directed by: David Leitch
Written by: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Starring: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Josh Brolin as Cable and Morena Baccarin
Released on: 10 May 2018
Deadpool 2 Quotes
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
Deadpool : I don't speak Cantonese, Mr...
Deadpool : Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker.
Wade Wilson : George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie.
Weasel : Yeah, we still...
Weasel : ... have Bowie.
You're about to get dick-slapped!
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!
Cable : I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man.
Deadpool :Wait, no, STOP! What in the actual ass? Dale! Why, why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself...
Deadpool : Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman.
Weasel : Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool : You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!
Dopinder : I want to fill my soul. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir.
Deadpool : Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. We all need a sense of belonging. We all need a genuine sense of home, a place...
Dopinder : I want to become a contract killer.
Deadpool : I'm sorry, what did you say?
Dopinder : Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence?
Deadpool : Yeah, you kinda killed him.
Dopinder : And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?"
Deadpool : Don't want to.
Dopinder : When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
Deadpool : ...I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.
Black Tom : I'm Black Tom Cassidy.
Wade Wilson : White Wade Wilson.
Weasel : And last but not least... Peter.
Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about?
Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.
Deadpool : No superpowers at all?
Peter : Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes.
Deadpool : Ow! Oh!
Weasel : That's all the diabetes.
Deadpool : Right. Yeah, you got them all. If you find a type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in.
Deadpool : Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is.
Deadpool : Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.
Cable : I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.
Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...
Vanessa : Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.
Vanessa : No.
Wade Wilson : You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.
Vanessa : Try again.
Wade Wilson : Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?
Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?
Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.
Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.
Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.
Firefist : Stay back or Justin Bieber dies!
Deadpool :Ha! Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
Firefist : What do you say we go fuck some shit up?
Juggernaut : Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name.
With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye.
Wade Wilson : I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.
Weasel : An ocean is water.
Zip it, black Black Widow!
Ryan Reynolds : You're in the big leagues now, kid!
Deadpool :You're welcome, Canada.
Deadpool : Fuck it. Superhero landing comin' up.
Deadpool : Ooh! Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. That is so not practical.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : We're X-Men.
Deadpool : No, you're X-People.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : You're X-hausting.
Deadpool : I see what you did there. Puns.
Wade Wilson : Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl.
Wade Wilson : Papa, can you hear me?
Wade Wilson : And nobody fucking realizes it.
Juggernaut : I'm gonna rip you in half now.
Deadpool : That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!
Domino : They're headed into the tunnel.
Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.
Domino : Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in.
Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked!
Deadpool : No, we are most certainly not fucked.
Deadpool : Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. The Juggernaut! That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems!
We're definitely naming our kid Cher!
Deadpool : Rules were meant to be broken
Colossus : That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
Colossus : Wade! What was the first rule?
Deadpool : Label everything in the refrigerator!
Deadpool : You time-sliding son of a bitch. You did this for me? Wait, you can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl and your wife?
Cable : No, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.
Deadpool : No, you did it for me.
Cable : No, I didn't.
Deadpool : You did.
Cable : No, I didn't.
Deadpool : Pretty sure you did.
Cable : No, I'm positive I didn't.
Deadpool : Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.
Deadpool : I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me.
Cable : Say it again.
Deadpool : You did it for me.
Cable : Jesus.
Deadpool : I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.
Cable : No.
Deadpool :Yes. Here we go. Bring it in.
Deadpool : Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go, the kids call this docking.
Deadpool : Is there a knife in my dick?
Cable : There's a knife in your dick, yeah.
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