Deadpool 2 quotes

Negasonic Teenage Warhead : We're X-Men.
Deadpool : No, you're X-People.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : You're X-hausting.
Deadpool : I see what you did there. Puns.

Wade Wilson

Cable : You remind me of my wife.
Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?
Cable : I said you remind me...
Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.

Cable, Wade Wilson

Black Tom : I'm Black Tom Cassidy.
Wade Wilson : White Wade Wilson.

Wade Wilson