Deadpool 2 quotes

Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...
Vanessa : Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson

You're about to get dick-slapped!

Firefist

Deadpool : Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is.
Deadpool : Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.

Wade Wilson