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Suicide Squad

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Directed by: David Ayer
Written by: David Ayer
Starring: Will Smith, Jared Leto, Margot Robbie
Released on: August 5, 2016
Taglines: Justice has a bad side.

Suicide Squad Quotes

Stay evil, doll face.

Deadshot : Here's to honor... among thieves.
Katana : I'm not a thief.
Deadshot : Oh. She's not a thief.
Captain Boomerang : I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.
Deadshot : Well, we almost pulled it off... despite what everybody thought.
Diablo : We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.
Deadshot : Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. And they can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget... we're the bad guys.

Diablo : Don't touch me, man!
Deadshot : Don't touch you? What you gonna do?
Diablo : Don't touch me!
Deadshot : I'm touching you. I'm touching you. Do something.
Diablo : Don't touch me!
Deadshot : Do something!
Diablo : You wanna see something?
Deadshot : Oh, yeah, I wanna see...
Diablo : You wanna see something?
Deadshot : Yes, I wanna see something!
Diablo : I was trying to get you there. Phil Jackson. We good, right?

Deadshot : You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You heard of Phil Jackson?
Rick Flag : Yeah.
Deadshot : He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch. Study.

Y'all jokers must be crazy.

Don't forget: we're the bad guys.

Deadshot : So that's your old lady, huh?
Rick Flag : Yeah.
Deadshot : Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack her on her ass, tell her, "Knock this shit off."
Rick Flag : I do not think that'd be wise.

I don't know if they told you, but I-I'm a hitman. I'm not a fireman. I don't save people.

Deadshot : All right. Now you know what you're buying. Let me tell you the price. First, I want out of here. Second, I want full custody of my daughter. All right? And her mom can have, like, supervised visits. But her stank-ass boyfriend can't come. Darnell can't come.
Rick Flag : Darnell's out.
Deadshot : He's out. Third, y'all gonna pay for my daughter's whole education. Best schools. And then I want her to go to college. Like Harvard. Or Yale.
Rick Flag : So Ivy League.
Deadshot : Ivy League, yeah. One them big joints, you know?
Rick Flag : Mmm-hmm.
Deadshot : And, uh, if she can't cut it and her grades start slipping, I need you to white-people that thing.
Rick Flag : Mmm-hmm.
Deadshot : You know how y'all do.
Rick Flag : Oh, yeah.
Deadshot : You know, righ? Okay. Now that's my price. But I'm concerned 'cause I don't see nobody writing shit down.
Rick Flag : You're in no position to make any demands.
Deadshot : Oh. I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you. No, errand boy. I'm talking to your boss.
Deadshot : That's my price, sweetie. You know what it is.


What, we some kinda... Suicide Squad?

Deadshot :Damn. That is just a mean lady.
Rick Flag : Yeah. You get used to it.

Don't make me shoot you.

Deadshot : You gonna fight with us?
Diablo : What if I lose control?
Deadshot : Then maybe we'll have a chance.

One day, somehow, some way, I'm gonna get outta here. And I'm gonna rain down on you like the Holy Ghost.

You know the dark places, too. Don't act like you don't

I'm gonna get you there. And you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her Daddy is not a piece of shit.

Frost : You might wanna keep your mouth shut.
Griggs : Can I go, man? What the hell is going on, man? This is crazy.
The Joker : Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. Blah-blah, blah, blah. All of that chitchat's gonna get ya hurt.
Griggs : Oh! My God!
The Joker : Mmm.
The Joker : I could tell you meant that.
Griggs : Yeah.
The Joker :You're gonna be my friend.

That is just a whole lot of pretty in a whole lot of crazy.

My job is to keep you alive until you die. You understand that?

Chow time!

The Joker : Would you die for me?
Harley Quinn : Yes.
The Joker : That's too easy. Would you live for me?

Harley Quinn : Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?
Harley Quinn : Sorry. The voices.
Harley Quinn : I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.

Rick Flag : Seriously? The hell's wrong with you people?
Harley Quinn : We're bad guys. It's what we do.

Rick Flag : You disobey me, you die.
Rick Flag : You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me... and guess what? You die.
Harley Quinn : I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Rick Flag : Lady, shut up!

Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?

Captain Boomerang : Hey, well, you know what they say about the crazy ones.
Harley Quinn : Huh?

The Joker : I love this guy. He's so intense!
Monster T : Mmm. You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker : Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!
The Joker : Ooh, come to Daddy.
Harley Quinn : Puddin'!
The Joker : Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.
Harley Quinn : Well...
Harley Quinn : You're cute. You want me? I'm all yours.
Monster T : I don't want no beef.
The Joker : You don't want no beef?
The Joker : You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?
Harley Quinn : Why, what's wrong? You don't like me? Fine. Don't waste my time then.
Monster T : This is your lady.
The Joker : Look, are you enjoying yourself?
The Joker : No. That's your lady, Joker.
The Joker : That's right.

What a ride!
Harley Quinn : Puddin'!
The Joker : Let's go home.

Harley Quinn : You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker : Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
Harley Quinn : Yeah?
Frost : Boss, we got a problem!
The Joker : Huh? This bird... is baked. Okay honey, it's me and you.
Harley Quinn : Let's do it!

I'm bored. Play with me.

What?

I'm known to be quite vexing...


The world changed when Superman flew across the sky. And then it changed again when he didn't. And that is why I'm here.

He looked like a monster. So they treated him like a monster. Then he became a monster.

Dexter Tolliver :Where'd you put him?
Amanda Waller : Let's just say I put him in a hole and threw away the hole.

You know what the problem with a metahuman is? The human part. We got lucky with Superman. He shared our values. The next Superman might not.

The Joker and Harley Quinn are no more.

And if they get caught, we throw them under the bus.

In a world of flying men and monsters, this is the only way to protect our country.

But everyone has a weakness. And a weakness can be leveraged.

Rick Flag : I'll accept the consequences.
Amanda Waller : I am your consequence.

Seals' Admiral Burns : These are villains, Amanda. What makes you think you can control them?
Amanda Waller : Because getting people to act against their own self-interest for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.

I wanna build a team of some very bad people, who I think can do some good.

It's taken me some work. But I finally have them. The worst of the worst.

They became the king and queen of Gotham City. And God help anyone who disrespected the queen.

Amanda Waller : Before she ran off and joined the circus, she was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel. A psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. She was assigned to The Clown himself.
The Joker : Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Harley Quinn : I got you a kitty.
The Joker : So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller : She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker : There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Harley Quinn : Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker : I need a machine gun
Harley Quinn : A machine gun?
Amanda Waller : Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.

Wong : How's your Sanskrit?
Dr. Stephen Strange : I'm fluent in Google Translate.

Wong : What do you want, Strange?
Dr. Stephen Strange : Books on Astral Projection.
Wong : You're not ready for that.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Try me, Beyoncé.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Come on! You've heard of her, she's a huge star, right?
Dr. Stephen Strange : Do you ever laugh? Come on, just give me the book.
Wong : No.

Dr. Stephen Strange : I'm breaking the laws of nature. I know.
Wong : Well, don't stop now.

Wong : Word of the Ancient One's death will spread through the Multiverse. Earth has no Sorcerer Supreme to defend it. We must be ready.
Dr. Stephen Strange : We'll be ready.

Wong : I am now the guardian of these books. So if a volume from this collection should be stolen again, I'd know it, and you'd be dead before you ever left the compound.
Dr. Stephen Strange : What if it's just overdue? You know. Any late fees I should know about? Maiming, perhaps?

Dr. Stephen Strange : This one's got pages missing.
Wong : That's The Book of Cagliostro. A study of time. One of the rituals was stolen by a former master. The Zealot, Kaecilius. Just after he strung up the former librarian and relieved him of his head. I am now the guardian of these books. So if a volume from this collection should be stolen again I'd know it and you'd be dead before you ever left the compound.
Dr. Stephen Strange : What if it's just overdue? Any late fees I should know about? Maiming, perhaps?

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