Deadpool : Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is.Deadpool : Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.
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Juggernaut : I'm gonna rip you in half now.Deadpool : That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!
You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!
Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...Vanessa : Uh-uh.Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.Vanessa : No.Wade Wilson : You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.Vanessa : Try again.Wade Wilson : Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
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