Deadpool : Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is.Deadpool : Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.
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Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.Vanessa : My IUD.Deadpool : ...A bomb?Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.
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Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...Vanessa : Uh-uh.Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.