Deadpool : Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is.Deadpool : Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.
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Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...Vanessa : Uh-uh.Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.
Wade Wilson : I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.Weasel : An ocean is water.
Cable : Who are you?Wade Wilson : I'm Batman.