Deadpool : Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is.Deadpool : Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.
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Cable : I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man.Deadpool :Wait, no, STOP! What in the actual ass? Dale! Why, why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself...
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : We're X-Men.Deadpool : No, you're X-People.Negasonic Teenage Warhead : You're X-hausting.Deadpool : I see what you did there. Puns.
Cable : The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away.Wade Wilson : Oh? So you're from the future? I have three questions, then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"?