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Read more Wade Wilson QuotesFrom: Deadpool 2
Domino : They're headed into the tunnel.Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.Domino : Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in.Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked!Deadpool : No, we are most certainly not fucked.Deadpool : Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.
Deadpool : You time-sliding son of a bitch. You did this for me? Wait, you can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl and your wife?Cable : No, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.Deadpool : No, you did it for me.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : You did.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : Pretty sure you did.Cable : No, I'm positive I didn't.Deadpool : Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.Deadpool : I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me.Cable : Say it again.Deadpool : You did it for me.Cable : Jesus.