Cable : Who are you?Wade Wilson : I'm Batman.
Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make desert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!
Deadpool : I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.Cable : No.Deadpool :Yes. Here we go. Bring it in.Deadpool : Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go, the kids call this docking.Deadpool : Is there a knife in my dick?Cable : There's a knife in your dick, yeah.