Cable : There's nothing I can't kill.Deadpool : Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything,son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.Deadpool : Those bullets were, like, super fast.
Deadpool : I don't speak Cantonese, Mr...Deadpool : Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker.
Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.
Cable : You remind me of my wife.Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?Cable : I said you remind me...Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.