Deadpool 2 quotes

Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...
Vanessa : Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.
Vanessa : No.
Wade Wilson : You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.
Vanessa : Try again.
Wade Wilson : Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?
Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson

Deadpool : Rules were meant to be broken
Colossus : That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!

Wade Wilson

Juggernaut : I'm gonna rip you in half now.
Deadpool : That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!

Wade Wilson