Cable : Why are you protecting the kid?Deadpool : I don't give a fuck about him and his Are You My Mother complex!
Deadpool : Is this Heaven?Vanessa : Now it is.
Weasel : And last but not least... Peter.Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about?Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.Deadpool : No superpowers at all?Peter : Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes.Deadpool : Ow! Oh!Weasel : That's all the diabetes.Deadpool : Right. Yeah, you got them all. If you find a type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in.
Juggernaut : I'm gonna rip you in half now.Deadpool : That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!