Cable : Why are you protecting the kid?Deadpool : I don't give a fuck about him and his Are You My Mother complex!
Cable : Dubstep's for pussies!Wade Wilson : You're so dark. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?
Cable : The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away.Wade Wilson : Oh? So you're from the future? I have three questions, then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"?
Deadpool : I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.Cable : No.Deadpool :Yes. Here we go. Bring it in.Deadpool : Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go, the kids call this docking.Deadpool : Is there a knife in my dick?Cable : There's a knife in your dick, yeah.