Cable : You remind me of my wife.Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?Cable : I said you remind me...Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.
Cable : I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Wade Wilson : Well, that's just lazy writing.
Zip it, Thanos!
Deadpool : Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is.Deadpool : Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.
