Cable : You remind me of my wife.Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?Cable : I said you remind me...Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.
So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs.
Cable : Who are you?Wade Wilson : I'm Batman.
Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...Vanessa : Uh-uh.Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.