Cable : You remind me of my wife.Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?Cable : I said you remind me...Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.
Cable : The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away.Wade Wilson : Oh? So you're from the future? I have three questions, then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"?
Deadpool : Rules were meant to be brokenColossus : That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
Cable : I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Wade Wilson : Well, that's just lazy writing.