Cable : You remind me of my wife.Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?Cable : I said you remind me...Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.
Dopinder : Oh, I shit my pants.Deadpool : Actually, that may have been me.
Deadpool : Is this Heaven?Vanessa : Now it is.
Wade Wilson : Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl.Wade Wilson : Papa, can you hear me?Wade Wilson : And nobody fucking realizes it.