Deadpool : Cable, you get back to your family and you tell them Wade says hi. And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character.Cable : Jesus...
Domino : They're headed into the tunnel.Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.Domino : Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in.Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked!Deadpool : No, we are most certainly not fucked.Deadpool : Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
Wade Wilson : I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.Weasel : An ocean is water.
Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Wade Wilson : Well, come here Wade Wilson : Don't fuck Elvis.Vanessa : Don't fuck Colossus.Wade Wilson : Wait, what?