Cable : I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Wade Wilson : Well, that's just lazy writing.
Dopinder : I want to fill my soul. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir.Deadpool : Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. We all need a sense of belonging. We all need a genuine sense of home, a place...Dopinder : I want to become a contract killer.Deadpool : I'm sorry, what did you say?Dopinder : Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence?Deadpool : Yeah, you kinda killed him.Dopinder : And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?"Deadpool : Don't want to.Dopinder : When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.Deadpool : ...I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.
Cable : I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man.Deadpool :Wait, no, STOP! What in the actual ass? Dale! Why, why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself...
Juggernaut : I'm gonna rip you in half now.Deadpool : That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!