House M.D. quotes

Dr. Robert Chase: Cameron is not going to be happy about this party.
Dr. Gregory House: But you on the other hand...
Dr. Robert Chase: Plan on spending the rest of my life with Cameron.
Dr. Gregory House: So... I need the cancel the Fart Band?
Dr. Robert Chase: So I need you to kidnap me.
Dr. Gregory House: Spoken like a true Aussie.

Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House: Roomies with benefits keeping you up?
Dr. Robert Chase: Cribbage. I played with Park's Popo.
Dr. Gregory House: Is that two separate events?

Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Allison Cameron: Could pain medication cause an orgasm?
Dr. Gregory House: I wish.

Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Gregory House