House M.D. quotes

I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back is turned you wait in line?

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House: Admit it - you're curious why I want to make her angry.
Dr. James Wilson: I'm sure it's convoluted, wrong, and stupid.

Dr. Gregory House, Dr. James Wilson

Dr. Chris Taub: No electric. No gas either. It's cold in here.
Dr. Eric Foreman: The good thing is, I've found a guy who makes you look like a good roommate.
Dr. Chris Taub: Haha. Maybe hoarding is a symptom.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Chris Taub