When I said I'd do anything for the money, obviously I didn't mean it.
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Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college.
Dr. James Wilson: You're a coward, House. You find fault in everybody because you're afraid to look at yourself.Dr. Gregory House: Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh. My. God.Dr. Gregory House: You're not wearing underwear.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Of course I'm...Dr. Gregory House: Skirt that tight, you've got no secrets. Skirt that tight, I can tell if you've got an IUD. You seen Dr. Cole?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No.Dr. Gregory House: You're blushing.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I am not.Dr. Gregory House: Look at me.Dr. Gregory House: Oh! My! God!