House M.D. quotes

If you could think of everything yourself, you wouldn't need a team to annoy.

Dr. James Wilson

Dr. Gregory House: Roomies with benefits keeping you up?
Dr. Robert Chase: Cribbage. I played with Park's Popo.
Dr. Gregory House: Is that two separate events?

Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Chris Taub: House, call your mom.
Dr. Gregory House: What are you? My mom?

Dr. Chris Taub, Dr. Gregory House