Dr. Lawrence Kutner: What did House have to say?Thirteen: He told me I was raised by wolves and that's why I use the same hand for my fork and knife.
Okay, what disease can turn Cuddy's mother into a coma patient named Stewart?
It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. But I came here to work with House.
Okay, fine! I'll father your child! But first you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription. Just so I can get through the foreplay.