Dr. James Wilson: Heard you killed your supermodel.Dr. Gregory House: Only for a minute.
The hair makes you look like a hooker. I like it.
Dr. Chris Taub: I always worry on my deathbed I'll think "I didn't do anything really important."Dana Miller: You're gonna spend one day of your life on your deathbed. The other 25,000 are the ones we should be worrying about. Go to bed happy tonight.
Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person and nothing pisses off a person more than being shoved into the wrong pigeonhole.