House M.D. quotes

It was his thumb. I couldn't just let him toss it in the trash to save a few bucks.

Dr. Robert Chase

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Why are you pushing the crash cart?
Dr. Gregory House: Because patients sometimes crash, and they haven't yet invented a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways.

Dr. Chris Taub, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Robert Chase: Just because he has guns doesn't mean he's a murderer.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Tell that to the bear.

Dr. Robert Chase, Thirteen