House M.D. quotes

Dr. Gregory House: I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm pretty attached to mine.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Chris Taub: What the Hell?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Close. House.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Chris Taub

If you could think of everything yourself, you wouldn't need a team to annoy.

Dr. James Wilson