Dr. Gregory House: I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm pretty attached to mine.
God, you're good! You're putting me to sleep!
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, that's enough about the volleyball player. What's up with the farmer?Dr. Eric Foreman: What farmer?Dr. Gregory House: Snakebite guy.Dr. Gregory House: Oh, right, you guys don't know about him. He doesn't get bitten until three months after we treat the volleyball player. Luckily, it's been well established that time is not a fixed construct.
Dr. James Wilson: You're being cautious. You're being... common. When you don't give a crap...Dr. Gregory House: How many of your guys have caught cancer from their patients? Let me know when that happens. Then we can have this conversation.Dr. James Wilson: It's just another case, huh?Dr. Gregory House: I'll bet you can even have unprotected sex with your cancer patients without catching a damn thing. Boy, I wish I had your job.