If you could think of everything yourself, you wouldn't need a team to annoy.
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Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... no, bed is still for sissies.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Thirty-seven-year-old male with recurring blackouts.Dr. Gregory House: Tell him to switch from tequila to bourbon. Worked for me.
Dr. Wilson: Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect.Dr. Gregory House: And the reason you want respect?Dr. Wilson: To... get laid.