House M.D. quotes

I think I will miss you most of all, Ridiculously Old Fraud.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Robert Chase: You think Taub really comes across as the most trustworthy doctor here?
Dr. Eric Foreman: I knew it was bugging you.
Dr. Robert Chase: They cut me out.
Dr. Eric Foreman: You're a pretty boy. Works well with the ladies, not so much with the patients. No one wants an underwear model performing their splenectomy.
Dr. Robert Chase: I notice they weren't exactly knocking down your door looking for Dr. Trustworthy.
Dr. Eric Foreman: That's 'cause I'm black. Cortisol levels look normal. We were wrong. Which House will interpret as him being right. He's gonna make us biopsy the pituitary gland.
Dr. Robert Chase: You seem pretty calm for a guy who's surrounded by racists.
Dr. Eric Foreman: 80% of the Princeton population is white. Some are racist, some aren't. White works with both demographics.
Dr. Robert Chase: So race is your excuse, not the fact that you usually look like you're about to punch someone in the face?
Dr. Eric Foreman: We're good.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Robert Chase

Dr. Gregory House: Those of you who haven't slept together, you can go. Everyone else, stay behind.
Dr. Chris Taub: Oh, sorry.
Dr. Chris Taub: That was our secret, right?

Dr. Chris Taub, Dr. Chris Taub