If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
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Ouch. Ow my ass.
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
Joel, hide me in your humiliation!
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