If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
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Meet me... in Montauk...
You're really nice... God, I have to stop saying that!
Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
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