If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
Read more Joel Barish QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
My God, there's people coming out of your butt.
You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.