If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
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I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told!
My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.
That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.
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