Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
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random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
It's goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February, brilliant, Joel.
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