Tin Cup Quotes

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy : If I had it to do all over again, I'd still hit that shot.
Romeo : Man, you'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel.

That's because you think of it as transportation, Boone. Think of it as bragging rights. Think of yourself sitting around the bar, crowing to your cronies about the Cadillac you won from me. They'll forget all about the Winnebago you lost to me.

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

Oh, you amuse me, Roy, but I'm the only woman in America born after World War II that thinks astrology's a crock of shit.

Greatness courts failure.

Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?

I assume I have the confidentiality of the doctor-client privilege in regards to this outfit?

Nice par, David.

Guy at Bar : I'll give you 4-to-1 odds.
Dave Simms : 4-to-1?
Dave Simms : Shit, give him 10-to-1!

Molly : Is this normal behavior for him?
Earl : Well, the words "normal" and "him" don't often collide in the same sentence.

Dr. Molly Griswold : I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this.
Romeo Posar : Oh, good. That's his best side.

Dr. Molly Griswold : Doreen, how did he get the name Tin Cup?
Doreen : Oh, he was the catcher on the high school baseball team. The star pitcher had a big-league curve... not all of his pitches hit Roy in the mitt, ouch. The team thought Tin Cup was a whole lot better than Clank.

Does my inner child need a spanking?

It's a lock! I hit my 7-iron like John Daly hits the 3.

Romeo Posar : Well, David Simms may be a "soulless robot", but he's a rich, happy, soulless robot... with a beautiful doctor lady girlfried. Besides, how's getting in the Open going to change what she thinks about you?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy : Well, it'll show her that I'm not who she thinks I am.
Romeo Posar : But you are who she thinks you are!

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy : This is for Venturi who thinks I should lay up.
Romeo : What does he know? He only won this tournament before you were born.

When a defining moment comes along you define the moment or the moment defines you.