Roy McAvoy Quotes

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy : If I had it to do all over again, I'd still hit that shot.
Romeo : Man, you'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel.

That's because you think of it as transportation, Boone. Think of it as bragging rights. Think of yourself sitting around the bar, crowing to your cronies about the Cadillac you won from me. They'll forget all about the Winnebago you lost to me.

Greatness courts failure.

I assume I have the confidentiality of the doctor-client privilege in regards to this outfit?

Nice par, David.

When a defining moment comes along you define the moment or the moment defines you.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy : This is for Venturi who thinks I should lay up.
Romeo : What does he know? He only won this tournament before you were born.

Romeo Posar : Well, David Simms may be a "soulless robot", but he's a rich, happy, soulless robot... with a beautiful doctor lady girlfried. Besides, how's getting in the Open going to change what she thinks about you?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy : Well, it'll show her that I'm not who she thinks I am.
Romeo Posar : But you are who she thinks you are!

It's a lock! I hit my 7-iron like John Daly hits the 3.

Does my inner child need a spanking?