Dr. Molly Griswold Quotes

Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?

Oh, you amuse me, Roy, but I'm the only woman in America born after World War II that thinks astrology's a crock of shit.

Dr. Molly Griswold : Doreen, how did he get the name Tin Cup?
Doreen : Oh, he was the catcher on the high school baseball team. The star pitcher had a big-league curve... not all of his pitches hit Roy in the mitt, ouch. The team thought Tin Cup was a whole lot better than Clank.

Dr. Molly Griswold : I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this.
Romeo Posar : Oh, good. That's his best side.

Molly : Is this normal behavior for him?
Earl : Well, the words "normal" and "him" don't often collide in the same sentence.