Dr. Robert Chase: She was nervous. Give her a break. Oh, and she's not like Cameron.Dr. Gregory House: True. Cameron had much smaller breasts, by which I mean she was smarter.
Dr. Eric Foreman: What about Chase? You believe all that nonsense about him being celibat?Dr. Chris Taub: Don't know. But I'm rooting for him. Read the studies. The fewer partners you have, the happier you are with your ultimate partner.Dr. Eric Foreman: Then you're going to be miserable.Dr. Chris Taub: Those studies, it's important that they have control.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You just don't want to deal with the epidemic!Dr. Gregory House: That's right. I'm subjecting a twelve-year-old to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests to avoid being bored.Dr. Gregory House: Okay, maybe I would do that, but I'm not! If it turns out she's got meningitis, you're right, you win, but if we go downstairs and she dies... your face will be so red!
Candy canes? Are you mocking me?