Candy canes? Are you mocking me?
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Dr. Gregory House: Ever seen an infected pierced scrotum?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Uh... no, but I know a few people to whom I'd like to see it happen.
Sometimes an ass is just an ass.
I'm sorry. I've hired a grief counselor I'm sure none of you will see. And I'm offering time off which I'm sure none of you will take, but just know it's available.
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