Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I just want us to be friends.Dr. Gregory House: Funny. That's the last thing I want us to be.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around with a 22 year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full throttle headcase.Dr. Chris Taub: I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory phone top.Dr. Eric Foreman: Let's make it really simple. If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.Dr. Chris Taub: You... might want to get rid of your kitchen table... Look I'm sorry, but it was worth it.
Well, that one clearly took evasive action.
Dr. Chris Taub: Come on. We have a tiny window of opportunity to gain some insight into our collegues... Okay, what if we just snooped on our boss?Dr. Eric Foreman: I think I can live with that.