Dr. Chris Taub: House, call your mom.Dr. Gregory House: What are you? My mom?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You bumped a spleenectomy for a boob job?Dr. Gregory House: Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look at her face when they talk to her?
If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.
Your eyes are lopsided. And by eyes I mean breasts.
