House M.D. quotes

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You already signed a release. He's gonna do what he needs to do.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and if that involves chopping off my leg - I want to be damn sure it's necessary.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House...
Dr. Gregory House: I don't trust him. I trust *you*.

Dr. Gregory House, Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Hey, I don't care where an idea comes from as long as it makes sense and embarrasses someone.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House: I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm pretty attached to mine.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House