Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Don't toy with him. If you're going to fire him...Dr. Gregory House: Fact that he stole your idea means that he cares enough to lie. That's all I needed to know.
Dr. James Wilson: You having fun down there?Dr. Gregory House: Lots. Every time Cuddy leans over to a patient, it's another opportunity for a down blouse nipple slip.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Would you slow down? You're gonna get us arrested!Dr. Chris Taub: I wouldn't worry about it. We'll probably die first!Dr. Gregory House: Don't make me take my shoe off!
The wide side's too short. You're gonna look like Lou Costello.