Dr. Eric Foreman: He has... acute scrotum.Dr. Gregory House: Adorable. Please... much more dignified.Dr. Gregory House: C'mon, how am I not supposed to make that joke?
Tell Cuddy I want Ketamine.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.Dr. Gregory House: That's also true of five morons.
Dr. Gregory House: I need you to sleep with Wilson.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Good morning.