Dr. Eric Foreman: He has... acute scrotum.Dr. Gregory House: Adorable. Please... much more dignified.Dr. Gregory House: C'mon, how am I not supposed to make that joke?
Dr. James Wilson: Heard you killed your supermodel.Dr. Gregory House: Only for a minute.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You're supposed to be in clinic duty.Dr. Gregory House: Like I can sleep down there with all the crying and coughing.
Dr. Gregory House: ... and chicks dig this.Dr. Gregory House: Better than a puppy!