Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You're supposed to be in clinic duty.Dr. Gregory House: Like I can sleep down there with all the crying and coughing.
Some day there will be a black president. Some day there will be a gay president. Maybe there will even be a gay, black president. But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black, and dead. You need to stop lying to me.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Why are you still alive?Dr. Lawrence Kutner: I'm not sure.Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: I guess he was impressed that you stood up to him. And got a cat to pee on his chair.Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Yeah. A cat.
Dr. Robert Chase: You want to give Foreman a brain biopsy?Dr. Gregory House: C'mon, really, who doesn't?