Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You've seen her breasts?Dr. Gregory House: It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. It went, "Greg-House, Greg-House, Greg-House."
Dr. Eric Foreman: Bought my first girlfriend a necklace. It was silver. It cost 180 bucks. Had to save for six months. She hated it.Lee: Really, seriously? Did you tell this story to someone who could walk away?Dr. Eric Foreman: Never bought another girlfriend jewelry again. Until Dr. Hadley.Lee: You're dating her? You might want to start all your stories with that.Dr. Eric Foreman: Same thing. She didn't even wear it.Lee: The diamond thing? She was wearing it the other day.Dr. Eric Foreman: If she doesn't like it, she doesn't like it. Apparently, I suck at picking out jewelry, but at least have the guts to tell me.Lee: Okay, getting boring again. How long till we know if this treatment is working?
Dr. Gregory House: I don't need to see the scan. I can tell from your little puppy dog eyes that his pituitary's fine. Are you gonna say it or should I?Dr. Chris Taub: You were right about the steroids. You're a genius.Dr. Gregory House: Next time with feeling.
Dr. James Wilson: No, but since she's not a dead cat, it is scientifically impossible for her to be in two places at once.Dr. Gregory House: Physics joke. Don't hear enough of those.
