Dr. James Wilson: No, but since she's not a dead cat, it is scientifically impossible for her to be in two places at once.Dr. Gregory House: Physics joke. Don't hear enough of those.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college.
Lou: I'm pregnant?Dr. Lawrence Kutner: You want to call the father and let him know?Lou: Soon as you do some DNA testing, let me know.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You're supposed to be in clinic duty.Dr. Gregory House: Like I can sleep down there with all the crying and coughing.
