Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. You got the highest grade in the class!Lisa Simpson: But, Mom...Marge Simpson: The highest grade!
Marge Simpson: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.Homer Simpson: Yeah. The only thing hurt are feelings.
Lisa: Mom, why is this movie rated PG-13?Marge: It says it may contain brief rudeness, adult explosions, and scenes with Garry Shandling.
Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not gonna to die. That only happens to bad people.Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.