Marge Simpson: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.Homer Simpson: Yeah. The only thing hurt are feelings.
Milhouse: It smells funny in there.Homer: No, it doesn't.
Homer Simpson: What a picture. You can see the soulless emptiness in that shark's eyes.Homer Simpson: Ooh, Two and a Half Men. You can see the soulless emptiness in Charlie Sheen's eyes.
Bart: Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.Bart: And... now!