Lisa: Mom, why is this movie rated PG-13?Marge: It says it may contain brief rudeness, adult explosions, and scenes with Garry Shandling.
Can you help me out? I need change for a dollar. Oh - I also need a dollar.
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.Homer: D'oh!
Mustached Plant Employee: Hey, Homer? What do I tell the boss?Homer: Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!