Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not gonna to die. That only happens to bad people.Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.
Increase my killing power, eh?
If only I were in Springfield, all my friends would be cheering me on... oh, God, I'm delirious.
Grampa: I have an announcement to make. I've decided to give Bea's money away. There are people who really need it. I'm gonna let them come to me and plead their case and then I'll decide who needs it most.Lisa: Grampa, that's the noblest thought that's ever been expressed at this table.Bart Simpson: Give it to us, Grampa.Homer Simpson: Bart! Forgive him, Dad. He's just a stupid little kid who says the first thing that pops into his head, but, you know, there's wisdom in his innocence.Grampa: You don't want it.Homer Simpson: Yes, I do.